please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
It was confusing and full of hummus
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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