I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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