she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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