with your own penis?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
