Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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