just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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