I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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