GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Randomize
