awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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