I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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