In the future we'll all be gay
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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