Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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