Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Did I show you my penis last night?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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