would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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