"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
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