You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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