do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
That accounts for only three of the penises
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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