Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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