I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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