he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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