Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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