There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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