I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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