Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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