Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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