How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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