wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
