"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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