So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
