So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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