Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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