I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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