Pregnant stripper...not hot.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Every concussion has its silver lining
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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