why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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