Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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