who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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