I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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