I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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