We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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