I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize