Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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