Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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