I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
We need to get me chipped asap
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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