I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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