shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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