is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Floor bacon is actually really good
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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