I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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