It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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