She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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