then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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