I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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