This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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