do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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