I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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