WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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