Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
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They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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