I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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