Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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